Inspirational life
quotes do not always have to be so serious. They can be funny as well. Check the best funny inspirational sayings below. Leave some of yours in the comments sections at the end of the page.
If you think you are fooled by destiny – remember Al Bundy.
God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems.
Don’t be nervous if someone is driving ahead of you- the world is round, just think that you’re driving first!
If you can’t beat the record, you can beat up its owner.
Dream carefully, because dreams come true.
Everything always ends well. If not – it’s probably not the end.
If you want but can’t. It means you don’t want it enough.
It’s better to do and regret than regret of not doing.
Everything you do you’re gonna regret. But if you do nothing – you will not only regret but will also suffer.
You’re not sure – outrun and make sure.
The deeper the pit you’re falling into, the more chance you have to learn how to fly.
If you don’t care where you are – it means you’re not lost.
The light at the end of the tunnel – are the front lights of a short life quotes.
If the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back.
It is said that, you can’t buy happiness. You only need to know the right places…
If there would be no fools – we would be them.
Artificial intelligence is nothing compared to natural stupidity.
Why there are mistakes that can’t be set right and why are there no mistakes that can’t be done?
Think how much you could do if you wouldn’t care what others think.
The most important is to know how to present yourself properly.
I made the same mistakes for so many times, that now I call them traditions.
Here food is a luxury that you don’t need to take your pants off for.
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
Some people are so poor, all they have is money.
It’s just a bad day, not a bad life.
Inspiration does really exists, but it has to find you working.
There are no limits what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else.
The Rest of Your Life is the Best of Your Life!
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted (John Lennon).
If you’re always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.
If the whole world was blind, how many people would you funny good morning
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A man is mature when he can smile for the one, who offended him.
The older you get, the better you get, unless you are an apple.
If you think you are too small to make an impact on something, try to going bed with a mosquito in the room.
When was the last time that you did something for the first time?
Life always gives you another chance. And it is called tomorrow.
Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to achieve it. The time will pass anyway.
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